Its about making memories worth repressing
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Randomize
