i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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