I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i believe in u and ur pee
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