Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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