Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
cat food counts as protein by the way
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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