Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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