i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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