if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Someone signed my nipple.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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