alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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