peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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