This girl is more easily done than said...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Randomize
