Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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