Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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