Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Shame - the story of my life.
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