i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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