I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.