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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Can we have unprotected sex soon?

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  Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner

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• (210): View more from Texas

  so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....

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  oh shit that had to have been awkward

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  i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  obviously you're part succubus.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife

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  My tits sealed my fate

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Should I go sleeveless of strapless?

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  Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night

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