Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
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My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night