sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"