I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.