direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We have so much sex to catch up on
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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