so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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