i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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