just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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