Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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