$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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