I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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