How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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