like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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