You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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