who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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