He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I believe in your delicious
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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