haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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