She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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