doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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