i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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