You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
In other news, I just burned my penis
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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