If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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