You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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