it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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