Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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