Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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