i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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