glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Randomize
