If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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