I should be sponsored by Trojan
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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