fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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