i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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