You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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