Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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