who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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