Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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