called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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