Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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