In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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