After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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