butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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