It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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